Get CenturyLink in Andover, Ohio

Heathers and Scream 2 might have given you the impression that Ohio is a dangerous place to live, filled with spooky cornfields and murderous teens. But the moment you roll into Andover, Ohio, you'll realize the town is anything but creepy—unless you're creeped out by old-fashioned ice cream parlors, gorgeous state parks, and medieval fairs, in which case . . . you may want to reconsider living here.

Of course, if you want to indulge in the (fictional) spookier side of the Midwest, high-speed CenturyLink internet gives you the fast connections you need to watch shows like Trick r' Treat and Super 8 on your favorite streaming platform.

But if you're looking for a more realistic induction into Ohio life, we have some suggestions. Apart from stopping in at the aforementioned Livie's Ice Cream Shoppe for an Elvis Sundae and walking taco (who said ice cream shops could only serve ice cream?), you can schedule a horseback tour of the area at the Andover Hill Stable. Get an authentic taste of small-town America by enjoying free events and concerts at the People in the Park series. And find out how big-screen Ohio really looks by driving over to Mansfield, site of The Shawshank Redemption. Soon, you'll be talking up Ohio like a local, explaining to every outsider why the Buckeye State is one of the nation's best.