Get CenturyLink in Silver Springs, Florida

If you live near Silver Springs, there's one phrase you'd pay good money to never have to hear again: glass-bottom boats. After all, as someone who lives in the area, you've experienced infinite delights well beyond the unique (if you've never seen them before) boats that have drawn people to the area for a century and a half.

For one thing, you know when it's time to get off the water and head for the trees of the Ocala National Forest. There, you can spot beautiful cranes that mate for life, or, if you want to get off your feet, blaze around on a motocross or dirt bike. You know all the best toppings for a build-it-yourself pizza from Blue Highway. And you know that once you've taken a trip by glass-bottom boat, you're good for the next several years at least. (Seriously, out of towners. It's just a boat with a glass bottom. Calm down.)

Luckily for you, you also know that indoor Silver Springs can be just as delightful as the outdoor artesian springs—especially with a little help from high-speed CenturyLink internet.